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read my profile sign my guestbook  Name: c-to-da-ourtney,ceezee Birthday: 11/1/1992 Interests: GOD!Lord of the Rings,Broadway, LOST,books, writing, singing, hanging with my friends. Expertise: everything*lol* Occupation: Student Industry: Entertainment Message: message me Member Since: 11/2/2005 |
NEW SITE!!!!!!!! please go there from now on! thanks! ~.:cz:.~ | |
IF I CANNOT FIND A WAY TO
GET RID OF THIS
RETARDED MUSIC, I MAY SHUT DOWN MY
SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOMEBODY HELP ME GET IT OFFFFFFF!!!
God Bless,
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ps- dont you LOVE the new lay?!??!?!
all credit to
Christian_layout_world
you should check it out!!!
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GA AQUARIUM!i went to the GA AQUARIUM today!!!!!!! IT WAS AHMAZING! lol. here are some pictures :)
ok, thats all my comp will do for now, ill upload more later!!! ilu! ~.:cz:.~ | |
HEY GUYS! LOL i found the FUNNIEST pictures of myself when i was little, along with my bro and my dad.
oh! and i got my proofs for my school picutres back-tell me what you think
i think that theyre the best ive ever had! :) God Bless! ~.:ceezee:.~
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hey guys! just found an AWSOME new site, and i had to show you some pics and quotes from there! you should visit it! credit:rhythmofmylife I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. -Black holes are where God divided by zero. -You do not have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body -Dyslexics have more Fnu -Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.... -I can be sad because the rosebush has a thorn, or I can rejoice because the thorn bush has a rose.
-Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Funny thingy today. You may feel stupid sometimes (or all the time), but I doubt your report card has never contained insults from your teachers. These are real comments made by teachers on their students’ report cards.
These are REAL notes written by PARENTS in a Tennessee school district 1— MY SON IS UNDER A DOCTOR’S CARE AND SHOULD NOT TAKE P.E. TODAY. PLEASE EXECUTE HIM.2— PLEASE EXKUCE LISA FOR BEING ABSENT SHE WAS SICK AND I HAD HER SHOT. 3— DEAR SCHOOL: PLEASE ECSC’s JOHN BEING ABSENT ON JAN. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 AND ALSO 33.
5— PLEASE EXCUSE ROLAND FROM P.E. FOR A FEW DAYS. YESTERDAY HE FELL OUT OF A TREE AND MISPLACED HIS HIP. 6— JOHN HAS BEEN ABSENT BECAUSE HE HAD TWO TEETH TAKEN OUT OF HIS FACE.
9— CHRIS WILL NOT BE IN SCHOOL CUS HE HAS AN ACRE IN HIS SIDE.
14— PLEASE EXCUSE JIMMY FOR BEING. IT WAS HIS FATHER’S FAULT. 15— I KEPT BILLIE HOME BECAUSE SHE HAD TO GO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW WHAT SIZE SHE WEAR. 16— PLEASE EXCUSE JENNIFER FOR MISSING SCHOOL YESTERDAY. WE FORGOT TO GET THE SUNDAY PAPER OFF THE PORCH, AND WHEN WE FOUND IT MONDAY. WE THOUGHT IT WAS SUNDAY. 17— SALLY WON’T BE IN SCHOOL A WEEK FROM FRIDAY. WE HAVE TO ATTEND HER FUNERAL.
21— GLORIA WAS ABSENT YESTERDAY AS SHE WAS HAVING A GANGOVER.
There was a flood in a village.
Believe it or not...this is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. The Radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on Oct. 10, 1995.
Canada: Please change your direction 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. U.S. Naval ship: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a collision. U.S. Naval ship: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. Canada: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course. U.S. Naval Ship: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE; WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW! Canada: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
-Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
-"Don't look at me in that tone of voice"
Two South Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, “You know, I’m tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I’ll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes.” Bob thinks it’s a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets the dean of admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: math, English, history, and logic. “Logic?” Jim says. “What’s that?” The dean says, “I’ll show you. Do you own a weed eater?” “Yeah.” “Then logically because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard.” “That’s true, I do have a yard.” “I’m not done,” the dean says. Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.” “Yes, I do have a house.” “And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.” “I have a family.” “I’m not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife.” “Yes, I do have a wife.” “And because you have a wife, then logically you must be a heterosexual.”
“I am a heterosexual. That’s amazing; you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater.” Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the dean’s hand and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for math, English, history, and logic. “Logic?” Bob says, “What’s that?” Jim says, “I’ll show you. Do you have a weed eater?” “No.” “Then you’re gay.”
If College Students Had Written The Bible
Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an all-nighter and hoped no one noticed A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not an atheist." “Then,” asks the teacher, “what are you?” "I'm a Christian." says Lucy. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Christian. "Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a Christian, and my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian." The teacher is now agitated. "That's no reason," she says forcefully. "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be an atheist." Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
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